Turtarrier

Turtarrier:  Turtarrier are the concrete or plastic bumpers at the end of the parking space.  Why do I know this?   Today, Kyle and I were packing the tractor trailer truck.  We were moving a dresser and I asked him to stabilize it so it didn't fall off the hand truck.  I took a step back and tripped over the Turtarrier.   I landed on the asphalt, on my bottom, in a puddle, with the hand truck and dresser on top of me.   Kyle quickly helped get the dresser off my lap.  It took him a minute to react because he thought I was joking.   Other than a bruise the size of a softball on my calf, the only thing hurting is my pride.   I did add a new word to my vocabulary.  Bonzai!